Lou:
do you like dogs ?
Jake:
yes
Jake:
dog's are yummy
Lou:
Eugh.. you like it from behind!
Jake:
NO
Jake:
eating dogs!
Jake:
don't be sick
Lou:
I'm not ?
Lou:
so.. you like squirrels ?
Jake:
yes, squirrels are tasty fried in butter
Lou:
and with a piece of nutts from a goat, raised in thailand..
Jake:
you weren't supposed to know the secret ingredient
Jake:
here ends my life
Lou:
sorry.. wiz told me.. he said marianne told him and she said... no.. nvm..
Jake:
WHA
Jake:
the fellowship is broken
Jake:
you take the fucking ring!
Lou:
what ring ? I don't want to die..
Jake:
THE RING!
Jake:
and yes, you will die
Jake:
in horrible pain
Lou:
I don't want to die
Jake:
well, either you die or I have to go for the rest of my life without gold plated toenails!